Everything in the Kitchen Sink

Why are the hubcaps in the kitchen sink?
I’m having dinner guests, it’s as
simple as that. My organizational
methods are as orthodox for me as
yours for you. I’m not going to
pick up my guests with those muddy
hub caps flapping away in the trunk making
sounds like a dimestore counter full of
cupcake tins ajumble in a wheelbarrow.
I can’t put them back on the car until
I’ve washed them. Isn’t it possible
everyone has hubcaps in the kitchen
sink and you’ve just never noticed?