I wish my head to appear perfectly round 
and since the canvas should be of epic dimensions, 
please trace the circle with a frisbee, 
rather than a button or a dime.

My face should be painted with 
an ant-like sense of detail; 
pretend you are constructing a street 
map of Rome and that the citizens 
can lift 30 times their own weight.

The result should be a strained 
but self-satisfied expression, 
as if I am lifting a Volkswagon with one foot.

The body is not great matter, 
just draw some straight lines 
with a pencil and ruler, employing 
Mr. Pretzel as a model but remember 
to erase the salt flecks before the unveiling.